It was so nice, Sergio! We never played the game like this before.
Did you like it?
Darling, we will do this more often in the future.
It is fantastic.
Do it to me one more time.
I am glad to meet you here.
And you are just alone, Barbara.
What a great luck to me.
I hope you are here because of me.
No. I am searching for my girlfriend Carla.
Well I saw her in the "Domicil". - Where did you see her?
In the "Domicil"!
How are you, Stephan? Tell me something about you.
Well...
I am here everyday. lam the manager of this club.
And I am still waiting for you.
My whole life is just hanging around.
Nothing out there in which I would be interested for a longer time.
You can believe me.
All the beautiful women inside here...
...are just boring to me.
Do you understand?
You are the only one.
Give me a kiss.
But so much beautiful women around.
I want nobody else but you.
Nice to hear.
But you know that it is impossible.
I don't love you.
I am in love with Sergio.
During the last meeting of the government...
the problem of drugs came up.
The question is if there are any reasons for that
because of the living conditions in Italy.
Do you like it? -I like it. Hello.
Hello.
What a nice surprise.
He is a journalist. - Nice to meet you.
My name is Valerio Robins.
My name is Barbara.
Once again
Valerio Robins... Yes...
I already know it.
Would you like to sit down, Barbara?
Yes. Thank you. - Take place.
Please. Sit down. - Thank you.
Would you please leave us alone?
Of course. - Very nice. Thank you.
Carla and me were talking about men.
What do you think of men? - I like them.
Very good.
Do you like to talk with men?
Or do you just want their bodies? Only for love...
Don't be so crude. I am a lady. Understood?
Yes, of course. I am not slow on the uptake.
You don't say so! - Yes, I am
Would you please leave us alone?
Go away!
Nobody talked to me before like this. - It is about time to do!
Do I really have to go? - Do it! Now!
Oh, what a clumsiness. - What...?
No problem. - Yes, you are right. Please leave.
We want to be alone.
Well... I will leave... - Please do so.
When can I get back?
First you will drink a whisky.
With a little bit of fortune we will meet again.
I understand.
I leave... I leave... Bye...
I am sorry.
Would you please give me a whisky?
He is really sweet. But also an awkward one.
Where did you get to know him?
He was introduced to me by Sergio.
Sergio? Where is he?
Any problems? Did you quarrel?
No...
He is gone for 3 days. He didn't even call me.
Do you know where he is?
Why should I know?
I am not responsible for him. Not at all.
Nonsense. But you could ask your cards.
They are always in your bag. What about it?
You are a little silly-billy.
Do you think the cards will always tell us the truth?
But it only works at odd times.
But sometimes... Sometimes it works. Right?
Let's try it. Take one card.
Look here.
This card means that Sergio is far away from you.
Maybe he just can't reach you.
And this queen next to this card? What does it mean?
It doesn't mean anything.
Maybe Sergio is sad about a lady.
Tell me...
Are you a friend of mine or of him?
Why don't you want to tell me the truth?
Of course I am a friend of both of you.
Shit! You dropped down my glass!
Can't you be more careful?
I am so sorry. I will get a new whisky.
Fuck off!
I told you I am really sorry. But the glass is broken.
It can't be helped. Calm down.
I can't help it. - Don't talk like that.
First you destroy my glass. Now you get on my nerves.
Hello. How are you?
Fine. Thank you. We had a nice talk.
What about you? - I was at the disco.
Did you enjoy it? Have you been a tough guy?
Oh... You really look tired.
Would you take me home?
Because it is so boring here.
Of course... I'd be glad to!
Carla. Will you come along?
No, thank you. I don't want to go home.
I will search for a man.
Take a look at Stephan. He is a great guy.
Okay. Let's have a look. Somebody will bite into.
Have a nice time.
We will have fun. Behave yourself.
Here we are.
I have to switch on the alarm system.
Where is the switch? Where...?
Okay. Done.
Without any alarm I won't get in your arms.
Very nice. - Sometimes I am a poet.
Like this time. - I like it.
What are we doing now? Are we going to bed?
Do you mean lust, darling?
Stop your dick, you bad boy.
I am also a great poet.
But it's not easy to catch me.
Stay here! What have I done to you?
You thought I would be a cheap slut. Sweetheart.
Stay here! Barbara!
Stop your alarm system!
I am searching for the switch. Don't cry!
What a pity! Shit!
Hello?
It's you, darling. Where are you?
Listen to me. Just a few kilometers away from home.
It was very succesful. But very hard.
Because I had to work hard all the time.
It is great. Hope you didn't over expert.
I don't talk about your work.
What do you think? I have been alone all the time.
I felt sad without you. - I felt sad too.
But I will be back soon.
I am happy to take you in my arms.
I love you so much, Sergio.
Don't talk like that. I am getting hot.
I am horny. I want to sleep with you. Really.
Of course, darling.
I will get to you at 4:00 pm. We will have fantastic sex.
Wonderful. See you later, darling.
I am sorry. But I have to go home.
What is the problem?
My... My mother's marriage.
Don't talk nonsense. - But listen...
Do you think I would lie to you?
Maybe. Maybe it is another woman.
It is just my mother.
Taxi!
You don't have to worry. Think about my poor mother.
I can't leave her alone on the day of her 4th marriage.
Hope you will understand.
Will we meet again?
No.
Hello! Hello?
Would you give me a ride?
Where do you want to go? - It doesn't matter.
Okay. Get in the car. - Thank you.
And what about you? - I don't know.
I don't know what to do now.
Nobody is waiting for me.
In addition I don't have any money.
Take that. - No. I don't take money from strangers.
Okay.
- Are you living here? - Yes.
- Do you have a stereo system? - Yes. - Any great albums? - Of course.
Please take me to your apartment.
What do you want from me?
I just want to hear music. I will be a good girl.
Okay. Let's go.
Tell me. Are you living alone? - Yes. Most of the time.
Great! - Why?
Because... Because it is better. Yes it is.
What are you doing here?
I can't hear you.
What did happen here? - I searched for good disco music.
You have almost classic music.
You don't like Beethoven, right?
Don't be angry.
I am sorry. Really.
You can do what you want.
The sweet little girl will be a great pleasure.
I forgive you. I go to bed.
And you will be a good girl. Okay? - I will do so.
Listen... I am very thirsty.
You can find it inside here. - Fine.
But the bottle looks very strange.
Not at all.
Looks like a normal bottle of champagne.
This is real champagne? I want it.
But you will get drunk.
I already drunk alcohol.
Please give me just a small glass.
I will be a good girl. - If you want it, you get it.
Have you ever tasted? - No.
Never before? - Never.
One glass.
I have got something in my nose.
It tastes good.
A little bit more.
Do you want to sleep with me?
What did you say?
Do you want to have sex with me?
No. Thank you. - Why not?
Because I am tired. And I am hammered.
Too much for my old heart.
Do you believe I am not a woman yet?
A woman with all the frills.
But I don't want it.
Why? Don't you like me? Why you are so prudish?
It would be wonderful.
Don't let the chance slip.
You believe a young girl like me...
...can't make love?
Think about it. Wouldn't it be sad...
...if we wouldn't do it?
Because I am a great lover.
You just have to lay down. Sweetheart.
You will be surprised.
A girl like me can be hot. You can't imagine how much.
What do you think? How did it feel?
Very good.
She will arrive soon.
We have to clean up. Otherwise we will get in trouble.
She doesn't take a joke. - Who will arrive?
You told me that you would live here alone.
I am living alone.
But not all the time.
What does that mean?
There is a woman which I love.
We are already friends for some years.
Okay, I am going to clean up. Don't make any trouble.
Silvia?
Silvia. Listen to me. - Yes.
Do you see anything lying around? - No.
No? - No. - What is this?
A hair. - It is one hair of you.
What's the matter? Better not do that.
Everything has to be clean. She must not notice anything.
Is she very jealous? - Yes.
How exciting. Maybe she has a reason for that.
What do you mean?
Because... you are a great lover.
Good.
I think everything is clean now.
I will go to bed. You will take your clothes and leave. Okay?
Hello.
I thank you.
It was nice to be with you for a short time.
I am... I am tired.
I am tired too.
I am so sorry. I didn't pay attention.
It was your fault. - I give you the number of my insurance.
You did dispense a lot of insurance cards, right?
What are you doing here?
I write down the insurance number of the young lady.
You still don't know anything about good manners.
It was your fault.
Drive more cautions.
My lady... My I introduce myself: Lopardoni.
I am terribly sorry.
Don't talk like this. What can I do for you?
It was the fault of my incautious chauffeur.
I didn't happen much. We have had luck.
I forgive you.
This is my business card. And my phone number.
I would be happy if you would sent me your bill.
I am in your debt.
Is it possible to see you again? - Why not?
If you pay the bill. But I don't know if I can accept it.
It is a great pleasure to me. Miss...? - Barbara.
For sure I will remember our accident, Miss Barbara.
Sergio.
Sergio!
What's the matter?
I slept very well.
I am back again. - What time is it?
4:00 pm. - Much too late.
What is your problem?
Are you surprised?
Who is that? - Barbara. Let me explain...
I don't know where she comes from.
He! Tell me who is it?
Who are you? - Some coffee?
I don't know what to say... I mean...
Don't flip out. Some coffee? - Yes. Thanks.
Well... Drink some coffee.
What is it? - Salt!
I hope the coffee tastes good. - You must be kidding!
You will drink the coffee! - No! - Shut your mouth!
Otherwise I will kill you, baby!
Barbara, you will leave her alone!
You will drink this coffee! Now!
It tastes like shit and eel.
Don't you want to tell me anything?
Silvia is just a hitchhiker. - Yes.
I think she is just a little slut.
Yes... There is no other explanation. Whore!
Such a bitch! Bloody bitch!
Stop it. Calm down. - Oh, no!
This is just the beginning! Out of here!
Move your ass!
Hurry HP!
Move on.
No, please don't do it.
You are really tough. - You think so?
I don't make sex with little girls.
And you know that.
She could be my daughter. - Yes.
I just wanted to help her. She is still a little girl. - Yes.
Do you believe me?
No!!!
Watch that...
This witch has cut up my trousers.
They are looking like spaghetti.
I can't put it on anymore.
But it looks very nice.
I can cut some other things of you.
Get out of here.
I will never be a hitchhiker again.
I am speechless.
Cool!
Fantastic!
She will never come back. - I hope so.
I want to be fucked by you.
Sorry, but not now.
You don't want to do it with me?
It's not because of you. I am too tired.
That's a pity. What a shame.
My poor little Barbara.
Nobody loves you.
Nobody wants to fuck you.
What a pity.
You are so hot. - I am full of desire.
I am here. I will fuck you.
Barbara...
You will get what you want.
I love you. My horny angel.
I am yours. You are the only one.
This time I didn't forget sugar. - Excellent.
Super. Please give me a cigarette.
Where are the cigarettes? - In the jacket.
Oh! -Well... That is...
The matches of a friend of mine.
He gave them to me as a present. Cause I had no fire.
I can see a swarthy man coming to you from far away.
Far far away. A strong attraction.
You will wait for him.
I think you met him before.
And another man. Close to you.
Here is this one. There is the other one.
Where is Sergio?
Sergio seems to be unhappy.
Yes, the poor Sergio. This is his main feature.
Don't talk about him like that.
I would say just another girlfriend of him. - I don't think so.
Oh! You don't know him.
Do you think so? - Of course.
This evening I found a naked girl in his bed.
Such a shame. She was naked?
Totally naked.
Sergio told me that he didn't touch her.
You didn't believe him? - Of course I did.
Nonsense.
What does that card mean?
Some danger. Nothing special. It could be...
Could be harmless.
Hello? Hotel Via Vecio?
Somebody living at the hotel called Sergio Brasci?
He already left the hotel yesterday.
What about his wife?
Oh, she also left yesterday.
What a pity. Didn't he want to stay for longer?
For 2 or 3 days longer?
Okay... He was there for 3 days.
Ms. Brasci is speaking here.
Thank you for your help.
What will you do now? Leave him?
No. It would be a drama.
But you must do something.
This dirty old bastard.
What a bad behaviour.
I think I will take revenge.
I will humble this dirty old bastard.
He will no longer be this self-assertive man.
I think it is a bad idea.
But I have to do something.
Well... I will help you.
Come on. Let's go to the disco.
The bastard is arriving.
Here you are. I was searching for you.
Where have you been? - Far away from you.
Why you are so unkindly? I haven't done anything.
Listen to that fairytale!
Who is this guy at your side?
Stop talking! Piss off!
Of course... Isn't that the famous Valerio? - Yes. He is sweet.
I think he is just candy-ass. Nothing more.
Shut up!
He is a real failure.
You know that I am a serious journalist. Did you understand me?
Yes, you are a serious asshole.
Let's pull off his trousers.
Sure you will be surprised.
Enough! Shut your mouth! Asshole!
He is just jealous.
Because you hold me tight.
And he is all alone.
Anyhow... He is a pig made of rubber.
A great pig-
You can kiss my ass! - No. Tanks.
One moment. Please wait. I think...
...I will leave this place.
You can kiss your ass!
Why do you like him?
You wouldn't understand.
Go to your girlfriends.
As long as you can.
You are totally crazy.
In this moment I am pissed off!
Pissed off? And what about you?
You are an old buck in a rabbit hutch!
Old buck!
Only two times I was an unfaithful man.
Do you think I am stupid woman? Idiot!
Stephan. Would you show me your naked statue in your office?
Of course. Come on. Let's go.
Hello Sergio. You look great. - Thanks for the compliment.
Oh! Where do you touch me?
Stephan! - Yes? - Come here.
I think there is something in my eye. Please have a look.
I can't see anything.
Fuck me.
Stop it now.
Stop it.
But why? - Later... at your home.
Sure that you will come? - Yes, for sure.
I think you are just playing a game.
No longer. It's over.
I really want to sleep with you.
Will you play this game more often, Barbara?
No.
But in this moment I like it.
Because I am being defrauded and cheated.
This bloody bastard.
I will take revenge for that. Understand?
I want my revenge.
And it will be terrible.
I will do that. Believe me.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
I go home. I can't wait any longer for Barbara.
I think it will take longer. Bye.
Valerio, my best friend. Please take Barbara home.
Who do you think I am?
Okay. Maybe next time.
It is my glass! - It was your glass.
You had enough. You look pale.
Bye, Carla. - Bye.
Nice to see you. Valerio will take you home.
Sleep well, darling.
You look wonderful today. Bye.
This fornicator! Now he is gone. Thank God!
He thinks he gets away with everything.
He really gets away with everything! - Are you sure?
You take the liberty too.
But he was the one who began.
That doesn't matter anymore.
Please, one more whisky.
I am sorry but you already had enough.
It seems you are a boozer, sir.
You call me a boozer? - Yes.
If you want to make trouble you better leave this bar.
We don't need any trouble here.
You will bring me a whisky!
You better leave this place.
Otherwise you will get real trouble. - Are you crazy?
Calm down. Don't risk the boot.
I think that you can't do anything.
I would like to prove that black is white.
Please, take me home.
You could come up for a drink.
I can come along with you? - I need you.
Okay. What are we waiting for?
Will it take longer? - It's your choice.
Should I give her a ring or not? One moment.
You want to make love with him? - Why not? He is a nice guy.
He is sweet. A teddy bear.
I need it this night. And I like him.
I can't imagine that he knows what to do.
Let's wait and see.
Much fun to you. - Okay. Thanks.
Bye.
We have arrived. What do we do now?
Now? A kiss.
Shit!
I think I should better go home.
But you would be alone there. Stay by my side.
You can't be serious. - Of course. I need you.
Okay. We will stay here.
But where is the...?
The switch?
One moment. Very complicated. Where is it?
Okay. Finished.
How can I see you sharper?
No! - Why? Why?
Let's do it slowly. Go to the couch.
I will get to you. Okay?
You look very sweet.
It was my dream that a beautiful angel would tell me something like this.
What is it?
A drug. Am I right?
Darling... - Where are you going?
Wait for a moment. I'll be back in a minute.
Where are my glasses?
Okay.
Hello darling. How are you?
Since when you are at home? Tell me...
I can't come home.
It's a hot story.
It will be a great story in the weekend edition.
Yes... Yes...
It's about a widow called by her dead man.
Oh... Ah... It sounds impossible...
Yes... You wouldn't believe this story.
You feel fine? What about Sandy?
Yes...
Who? Which widow? What about the widow?
She is very hot.
There is someone in the line. lam all alone at the station.
Don't keep me waiting for longer.
Yes... I can hear the voice too.
It's strange. Let's better stop talking.
I think this is a phone tapping. - Come on, you boring
Yes... Yes... Yes...
okay...
Yes... Yes...
Yes! That's what I talked to you.
It is very important. It's my job.
I have to stay here.
What do you say? You don't believe me?
Are you crazy? Crazy!
You must believe me. You must!
That's an order! You old chicken!
She has hung up. - Let's do it now.
Unbelievable! She wants me!
You are so strong.
Fuck me.
Yeah. Do it to me.
I do it for you, sweetheart. All the time.
I can't stand it any longer.
It is much too hot.
But... But what are you doing?
What's the hurry? - Because...
Ouch! Ow!
No chance. - But I am hot like a paprika.
Valerio. Not this way.
Don't you know how to seduce a girl?
What is wrong?
What I have to do? Tell me.
You will learn it. - Okay.
Okay. Let it go. - No. One moment.
Let's do it now.
Get ready.
Wonderful. Champagne kisses.
Did you never kiss like that before? - No.
No. Never.
You are doing it very often. - Yes.
I think it's fine for you.
Come on. Tell me. - You are right.
Very good. You are phenomenal.
Is it the truth? - Yes. You're great.
Barbara isn't tricked by me.
Because I don't love you.
In this way Barbara is never fooled by you.
No. Never.
Ouch! It hurts. Are you crazy?
This is for the other women. - Other women?
The women you have sex with.
What are you talking about?
Barbara knows it. - She knows about other women?
Yes.
But why? Tell me.
She spies on you. She will take revenge.
No!
It is too late. And you got your just deserts.I
Come on. Let's go on. I am so close to it.
Calm down and move on. - Hello? Hello?
Did you hear her? She is at home. - Yes.
With Valerio in her bed. - You are just kidding.
No, I don't. Believe me or not.
With Valerio? - Yes.
These dirty bastards!
You are all great assholes!
Isn't it good? - It is fantastic. Go on.
How do you like that?
Oh, my god! My new car is stolen.
The alarm system!
Call the police!
Shit! The glass is broken.
Let me see the damage.
Stop the alarm system. Shit!
Where? Okay... This one...
Or this one? No.
Maybe this one...
No... It was wrong. Shit!
Finally the right switch.
You want to steal that car?
Get out of it! Or should I help you?
It is a misunderstanding. - That's what they say all the time.
The same old story. Get out of the car.
Otherwise we must hurt you.
I am getting out. - Okay. Do it now.
We don't want to stand here until tomorrow morning.
Without the alarm system we wouldn't have catch you.
Listen to me. My papers are inside the house.
The papers are in the apartment of my girlfriend. - Get in the car.
Come on. Get in. - Under protest.
Shut up your mouth! - I am a journalist.
What's that?
Shit!
Who is it?
Yes? - It's me, Barbara.
That's a joke. - No. I didn't forget you.
Please open the door.
No, impossible. Somebody is here.
Let me in. We will have much fun together.
But... - Come on. Let me in!
Otherwise you will never see me again.
Okay.
Cheers!
You are too late, Barbara. I am sorry.
Yes, I can see how much you love me.
I am not the only one.
Why don't you come closer?
Does she have to leave?
No. She can stay here. But I don't know if I should stay.
Here is Barbara. There is a man.
And there is a woman.
Love relationship... Separation... What does that mean?
It seems to be just nonsense.
Hello? - Sergio is speaking.
Do you know where Barbara is? - No.
Where can I find her? Since yesterday I miss her.
Please. Help me. -What should I do?
Ask the cards.
The cards? Only nonsense today.
What do the cards tell you?
Do you really want to know it?
Barbara has a new love relationship. What a nonsense.
Yes. Maybe.
No. It is impossible. She wouldn't do that.
Thank you, Carla.
Yes... Bye... - Bye.
The champagne. Here it is.
That's what I need now.
You're the first... You're the second...
Now it's my turn.
Wasn't it enough for you?
I will take a bath. And then I go to bed.
A good idea.
Hello? Hello?
She is leaving the house right now.
Okay, boss.
If you please...
Kiss the hand...
What's the matter now?
Who is it?
Barbara has forgotten something.
Come on. Give it to me.
Why do you ring all the time?
Where is Barbara? - Not here. - But her car is in front of the house.
She has already left.
Without her car and even without her dress.
Why without her dress? - Why without her car?
She should better get out now!
But she is not here! - I will smash your house! Asshole!
It don't care. - I will smash your face!
I will not leave this place!
Okay. Stay where you are. Calm down.
I will tell you the whole story. Listen.
We played a game with three persons.
The two girls were fantastic.
The other girl is a black one.
You bloody bastard! - Calm down.
You should have seen it!
Television in black and white. Both girls on each other.
It was really fantastic!
Like an advertising spot for 'Black @ White'.
You know what I mean. The drink.
Come out of there! You candy-ass!
Why should I? I am not crazy.
You bastard! I will kill you!
You won't! I don't like blood.
You asshole! - Now you are turning out.
I tell you something:
Kiss my ass!
Bastard!
I thought we would never meet again.
What a coincidence.
It was no coincidence. I was watching you.
It isn't true.
The coincidence is a godlike thing.
Humans can't change these things.
But I wanted to see you again.
Wonderful.
Wonderful? You are wonderful.
Since I met you first time you were on my mind.
It can't be helped.
You are in my mind every time.
Tell me more...
If you love a beautiful woman take her to your home.
A quote of my grandfather.
He had a lot of women. But he never got married.
But I am not this kind of a woman.
You are not?
Isn't there any other possibility? - This is the best.
Thank you.
Come with me. - No.
An interesting place.
Maybe it is.
Well... I will catch the stars from the sky.
But don't look so sad.
I will show you beautiful things all over the world.
Please. Drink.
That's not bad.
Time will tell.
Cheers, my darling.
We must separate.
That's too bad! But we'll meet again.
But think about:
lam a wild cat. And very dangerous.
Please. Take care of yourself.
I hope that I will not be eaten by you.
I will not eat you, but I will bite.
And I will scratch.
Yes. I believe.
Let's go inside. Take my arm.
Don't you want to be my 5th wife? - Impossible.
What about a big garden of oil springs?
I like much more roses.
That's bad luck.
If I would stay in Rome for ever? - No. Assis.
I have a friend. And I love him.
For many years.
Seems that this will be the end of our night.
Let us try to stop the march of time.
It was a wonderful night.
Good night.
You bloody bitch! You have sex with everyone!
You are the one who has sex with all women.
But I am a man! -And I am a woman!
But I am allowed to do that. I will pay you back in kind.
That takes the cake! You cocky man!
But you would do it with everyone! You whore!
I choose my lovers by my own criterions. I would never pay for that.
You are totally crazy. - Silence! Be quiet!
Shut your mouth! lam not interested in your nighttime peace.
You asshole! You slut! You bitch!
You damned asshole. Shit.
You are a damned old bastard!
Look at me. What a dirtiness.
- Come on. - What do you want from me?
I am getting crazy. This damned asshole!
- Come under my coat. - Stay away from me.
I love you.
I love you